Why waste time swiping left, right, or diagonally when you can just cut to the chase in real life? This shirt tells people exactly what you’re about: ditch the app, slap Yes or No right on your cheeks. It’s sarcasm stitched in cotton — a cheeky protest against endless notifications, ghosting, and fake bios.
Perfect for the brave souls who’d rather lock eyes across a coffee shop than across a glitchy dating app. Wear it out and you’ll either get a laugh, a conversation, or a very literal “Yes” or “No.” Either way, that’s already more honest than 90% of online dating.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
