I didn’t settle for the $100 Costume Tee — that’s for the “new money” crowd. I wanted to walk into the party and make it crystal clear: wealth, wit, and wicked style are my entire personality. So I chose the $250 Halloween Costume Shirt.
This thing drips with opulence. The gold filigree, silver accents, and jewel-like details feel less like a T-shirt and more like I ripped a page out of a royal baroque palace. The regal skeleton with his scepter? That’s my energy. The jack-o’-lantern chalice glowing with beams? That’s my drink order. The masked masquerade ghoul? That’s who I’m showing up as. And let’s not forget the giant $250 in gemstone-studded metallic lettering — because subtlety is for peasants.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s Halloween luxury fashion. A funny rich person costume idea for those who’d rather flex than sweat in polyester. An over-the-top Halloween tee designed to turn heads at every haunted gala, bar crawl, or house party. Perfect as a novelty Halloween shirt for anyone who wants to show off money to burn — and a sense of humor to match.
Forget “simple.” This is Halloween couture. And if you thought $100 was bold, $250 is elite.
