I’m Celibate and Married T-Shirt – Funny Marriage Shirt, Sarcastic Anniversary Gift, Gag Gift for Husband or Wife

I never thought marriage would look like this… but here I am, wearing a shirt that sums it up better than any counselor ever could. The bold, angelic “I’M CELIBATE” splashed across my chest makes me look saintly for a moment — until your eyes drop to the smaller “…and married” underneath. That’s when the truth hits. This isn’t a choice, it’s a lifestyle.

This tee isn’t just clothing — it’s a confession. A sarcastic reminder that wedlock sometimes comes with more “don’ts” than “do’s.” And I want everyone to see it, because maybe it’ll warn the singles out there what they’re really signing up for.

Perfect as a funny marriage shirt, a gag gift for husbands or wives, or even a sarcastic anniversary gift that says what flowers can’t. Whether you’re heading to a party, a date night, or just sitting through another awkward family dinner, this shirt gets the laughs — and maybe a few nods of sympathy.

Because let’s face it: love is eternal, but so is celibacy… apparently.