Yes, I’m a bastard — but not the way you think. This shirt is talking about my four-legged best friend strutting by my side. Technically, a male pup without a pedigree is called a “bastard,” and he wears it with pride. I just happen to walk with him. It’s sarcastic, a little cheeky, and guaranteed to make people look twice before realizing the joke is all about the dog. Perfect for dog owners who love wordplay, sarcasm, and turning an insult into a laugh.
