Why waste time swiping left, right, or diagonally when you can just cut to the chase in real life? This shirt tells people exactly what you’re about: ditch the app, touch Yes or No right on your chest. It’s sarcasm stitched in cotton — a cheeky protest against endless notifications, ghosting, and fake bios.
Perfect for the brave souls who’d rather lock eyes across a coffee shop than across a glitchy dating app. Wear it out and you’ll either get a laugh, a conversation, or a very literal “Yes” or “No.” Either way, that’s already more honest than 90% of online dating.
