Finally, a shirt that says what’s been on your heart since day one: you’re a dude, and you’re into dogs. Not like weirdly into dogs (calm down, Karen), just straight-up “dogs are awesome, cats drool” kind of way.
Wear this bad boy to the dog park and watch as fellow canine enthusiasts nod at you with respect. You might meet your soulmate when their Golden Retriever bolts over to sniff you, or maybe you’ll just make a new buddy who also thinks cats are overrated. Either way, it’s a win.
And if some cat person dares give you side-eye? Don’t worry — this shirt does the talking: “Back off, whiskers. This is dog territory.” (Disclaimer: we do not legally recommend throwing hands with cat owners. But if you do, at least you’ll look great while doing it.)
